maria-z:

awful—end:

unequaldivision:

somethingsortaclever:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….

I CANNOT BREATHE. OH DEAR LORD.

I just fucking.. oh my god. 

Words cannot explain.

yes I sang along

THIS IS SO TRUE.

askstardustreborn:

[text] Just the close family and no, not really. The baby was sort of planned. We’re really excited.

[text] And sure you can.

Well, good for you.

[text] Cool, thx. Will let you know when I get back from drinkin’ maitais and chillin like a badass.

askstardustreborn:

caniquoteyou:

askstardustreborn:

caniquoteyou:

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

[text] Fabulous, actually. Wow, it has been a while.

Want an exclusive?

*Anabelle sips her Maitai.* Heh.

[text] still on vacation. I uh. Didn’t tell you I quit, did I? Or won the lotto. Heh.

*send*

[text] enough about me and my fabulous ass in hawaii. How’re you?

Well, well, well…good for you, Anabelle.

[text] Knocked up. And about to be married. Life is good.

*Anabelle slides the sunglasses down her nose and stares at her phone’s screen.*

[text] Okay. Who all has threatened the daddy-to-be so far? Is there a waiting list? Also when I get back can I have an application at Peth’s?

askstardustreborn:

caniquoteyou:

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

[text] Fabulous, actually. Wow, it has been a while.

Want an exclusive?

*Anabelle sips her Maitai.* Heh.

[text] still on vacation. I uh. Didn’t tell you I quit, did I? Or won the lotto. Heh.

*send*

[text] enough about me and my fabulous ass in hawaii. How’re you?

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

Things that make today worth it: My new WoW character is a freakin Pandaren monk. Behold: the power of awesome.

And now I’m gonna go be horizontal for a bit (I mean I am gonna go lay down and possibly nap.)

Sassy Horsey. (Rain from Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron)

gethypester:

fuck yes