Just The Facts.
maria-z:

awful—end:

unequaldivision:


somethingsortaclever:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….
I CANNOT BREATHE. OH DEAR LORD.

I just fucking.. oh my god. 

Words cannot explain.


yes I sang along

maria-z:

awful—end:

unequaldivision:

somethingsortaclever:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….image

I CANNOT BREATHE. OH DEAR LORD.

I just fucking.. oh my god. 

Words cannot explain.

yes I sang along

THIS IS SO TRUE.

You’d be surprised

askstardustreborn:

[text] Just the close family and no, not really. The baby was sort of planned. We’re really excited.

[text] And sure you can.

Well, good for you.

[text] Cool, thx. Will let you know when I get back from drinkin’ maitais and chillin like a badass.

You’d be surprised

askstardustreborn:

caniquoteyou:

askstardustreborn:

caniquoteyou:

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

[text] Fabulous, actually. Wow, it has been a while.

Want an exclusive?

*Anabelle sips her Maitai.* Heh.

[text] still on vacation. I uh. Didn’t tell you I quit, did I? Or won the lotto. Heh.

*send*

[text] enough about me and my fabulous ass in hawaii. How’re you?

Well, well, well…good for you, Anabelle.

[text] Knocked up. And about to be married. Life is good.

*Anabelle slides the sunglasses down her nose and stares at her phone’s screen.*

[text] Okay. Who all has threatened the daddy-to-be so far? Is there a waiting list? Also when I get back can I have an application at Peth’s?

You’d be surprised

askstardustreborn:

caniquoteyou:

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

[text] Fabulous, actually. Wow, it has been a while.

Want an exclusive?

*Anabelle sips her Maitai.* Heh.

[text] still on vacation. I uh. Didn’t tell you I quit, did I? Or won the lotto. Heh.

*send*

[text] enough about me and my fabulous ass in hawaii. How’re you?

You’d be surprised

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

ooc (also my eyeballs hurt)

Things that make today worth it: My new WoW character is a freakin Pandaren monk. Behold: the power of awesome.

And now I’m gonna go be horizontal for a bit (I mean I am gonna go lay down and possibly nap.)

Sassy Horsey. (Rain from Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron)

Sassy Horsey. (Rain from Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron)

gethypester:

fuck yes

gethypester:

fuck yes